weenie bikini

Classic term for men's speedo swim suit.

Banana hammock, etc. "He is wearing a weenie bikini." "Ha ha."

by Roe Coreil December 31, 2007

Weeird

A little bit strange.

That movie was okay except for the ending. It was weeird.

by Jay Divanji January 13, 2008

weenie rub

A social meeting or gathering that is largely, in the view of the person, is fake or under false pretense, the person generally is not looking forward to it, or the person must feign interest in. It would generally otherwise be a happy event to most attendees. Used sarcastically.

"Human Resources is hosting a weenie rub on Friday to celebrate the start of spring."

"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."

"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"

by tippyton March 5, 2013

Stink weenie

The act of a male having butt sex with a dirty girl that has a smelly asshole.

Tina gave Charles the stink weenie because she was a dirty sloot.

by Slootmagoo January 15, 2014

Beanie Weenie

In anal sex, when the would-be top is only semi-erect and still tries to penetrate.

Chris was so drunk he couldn't get it up, but he sure did try and beanie weenie me.

by AhoyMattey November 19, 2016

Mini Wenis

The extra skin on your finger joints above your knuckles. They are just like your wenis except on your fingers, smaller, and there are more of them (10) They are easy to suck since they are right on your hands.

Jack- Jill you were totally eyeing my mini wenis' yesterday!

Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course

Jack-Of course

*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*

by Saunders Plum January 5, 2009

teenie-weenie

An incredibly small penis, often smaller than that of an infant's.

Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."

by JAManCode October 2, 2010