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Pudding Weasel

Cavia Porcellus (aka Guinea Pig).

Named after their similarity to a weasel after eating alot of pudding.
My pudding weasel is ever hungry.
Damn! My pudding weasel pissed the bed...
by Porcy Porcellus July 16, 2010
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turbo data weasel

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.
Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.
by Fraser January 5, 2005
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Weasel

A weasel is a furry little rodent, who tends to be cute and murder birds, like chicken: 2 in 1
Very agile and mobile creature, who can slip through tight spots and eat your eggs, if you aren't watching.

Weasel can also be a description for someone clever or menacing.

Some cartoon or game characters are weasels, where they have sly, slim, clever and sneaky behaviors and they have a nice smirk or a grin on their face. Unlike the real life counterparts, they usually don't eat eggs nor murder birds in cartoons though for some fucked up reason.
After 'someone' stole my eggs from the fridge I yelled out: "The weasel stole the eggs, what I just mugged from someone!"
When someone rips or pulls you off, you probably would think: "What a weasel!"
by Möszick April 19, 2013
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meat weasel

1. Slang for the human cock. This form was first orginated by a hippy in State College, PA in 1987.

2. A perverted fuck that has a good sick sense of humor and has is not afriad to show it.
1. Give that bitch the ol' "meat weasel" up her ass until her eye balls pop out and she can be skull-fucked!

2. Everyone in the group backed off except the meat weasel who told the bitch that she was a fuckin' carpet muncher.
by Jizz Bag June 11, 2006
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Wicked Weasel

A type of string bikini where the bottom consists only of a piece of fabric about 1.25 cm (1/2 inch) wide, resulting in the public display of the size and shape of the woman's vulva.
She must want all the world to see her camel toe to wear a wicked weasel like that!
by JBlackbird January 4, 2009
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anal pounded weasel

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "
" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."
by imerplayer January 1, 2010
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Sea Weasel

A person who performs oral sex on a man while that man defecates and while both are underwater, specifically in a pool; someone performing an aquatic blumpkin.
How was your night kid?
It was sick, got a great blumpkin from Jess in Matt's pool
bro, she's such a sea weasel
by J-Man Xerxes December 22, 2010
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