Ash Wednesday

The act of deliberately putting a cigarette out on the forehead of an opponent.

The next time that son of a bitch Bob rats me out to my girlfriend, he's getting an Ash Wednesday and a pair of Irish Sunglasses!

by colinzz July 31, 2011

ash wednesday

National Smoking Day

Cigars for everyone its Ash Wednesday!

by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004

The Ash Wednesday

As the girl assumes the doggy position, lubricate thumb orally, and insert thumb analy into female. Place soiled thumb on forehead and proceed to make the sign of the cross.

I gave her The Ash Wednesday last night, before mass.

by j-bbam August 25, 2011

ash wednesday

the day at the beginning of lent, which lasts 40 days for roman catholics and a fasting day, the day after fat tuesday.

"Hey let's go get some lunch" "it's ash wednesday you moron"

by a.t.i. March 11, 2004

Trashed Wednesday

A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.

"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"

"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"

Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.

by Bad Cheese February 15, 2010

Wednesday Warmer

A weekly chuckle or joke which is rated by fellow peers.

Wednesday Warmer-

A soap shop in Ultimo was robbed last night. Police report the criminals made a clean getaway.

IT score - 7/10

by Wednesday Warner fan. July 9, 2010

The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.

"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"

by Arnoldopolis December 28, 2007