by bob stinky July 16, 2008
Get the Walmart pussy mug.Kids between the ages of 16 through 24 who:
A) Walk around the aisles of Walmart late at night, giggling incessantly as they talk on their cellphones. They travel in packs.
B) Redneck kids who loiter in the parking lot with their car and truck doors open, laughing loudly and slapping each other on the back. These are evil people who are not only irritating, but they don't obey the parking spot lines. This can be late at night or during the day. Their population increases as the daylight decreases.
This can also apply to similar groups at other 24 hour locations like Walgreen's.
A) Walk around the aisles of Walmart late at night, giggling incessantly as they talk on their cellphones. They travel in packs.
B) Redneck kids who loiter in the parking lot with their car and truck doors open, laughing loudly and slapping each other on the back. These are evil people who are not only irritating, but they don't obey the parking spot lines. This can be late at night or during the day. Their population increases as the daylight decreases.
This can also apply to similar groups at other 24 hour locations like Walgreen's.
Andy: Hey man, let's go to Walmart and pick up some chips.
Matt: Nah, I hate those fuckin' Walmart Warriors. You can't get through the aisles cause those assholes are all bumping into you and shit.
Matt: Nah, I hate those fuckin' Walmart Warriors. You can't get through the aisles cause those assholes are all bumping into you and shit.
by collie k May 4, 2007
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My 2 year-old has snot crusted on her face because she has a nasty cold. She looks like a Walmart baby today.
by melocruze November 9, 2008
Get the Walmart baby mug.Kind of like a Mallrat, except they hang around in wal-mart, instead of the mall. could be any type of person. goths, emos, rednecks, preps, normal people, etc.
by the enigmatic man September 10, 2008
Get the Walmart rat mug.Grotesque, stocky bodied humanoid inhabiting walmart stores. usually wearing a tweety bird shirt and sweat pants. there is usually an accompanying trail of offspring, also referred to as a "failure trail" Can be any race, but usually white or hispanic.Behavior traits include "chasin' deals" " cashin' in gift cards" "buyin smokes" or " takin' no shit from the management."
Joe : "looks like we got a walmart troll coming in the store"
Bob: "what was your first clue?"
Joe: "I smelled ear wax, pizza grease, and WD-40 before I even spotted the nasty fuckers."
Bob: "what was your first clue?"
Joe: "I smelled ear wax, pizza grease, and WD-40 before I even spotted the nasty fuckers."
by eoihfpi January 3, 2008
Get the walmart troll mug.A person, usually a female, who frequents Walmart, or at least would be expected to frequent Walmart; low-class, overweight/obese, nasty looking, often wearing extremely cheap or even trashy clothes. "Farm beast" in that often the person is considered the human equivalent of a farm animal, such as a cow.
Guy #1: Dude, check out that hot girl!
Guy #2: Man, you are totally sick! She is fat, ugly, and trashy...a true Walmart farm beast!
Guy #2: Man, you are totally sick! She is fat, ugly, and trashy...a true Walmart farm beast!
by Joe Brummerloh February 23, 2009
Get the Walmart farm beast mug.The extreme pain one receives from playing the demo games at Walmart for an extended period of time. This is caused by the horrible idea of putting the TV screen, that you're playing the game on, practically directly above your head.
Chuck: Yo, Mikey what's wrong with ur neck?
Mikey: It's fucked up cause I played the demo of MLB 2K9 at Walmart on those shitty screens!
Chuck: Oh man, you got a bad case of Walmart Neck.
Mikey: It's fucked up cause I played the demo of MLB 2K9 at Walmart on those shitty screens!
Chuck: Oh man, you got a bad case of Walmart Neck.
by BricklayerTCK May 16, 2009
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