Wipe The Floor

1. (verb) To defeat a person during a verbal debate.

Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.

Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.

by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010

Squad Wipe

When Rahym needs a whole squad to wipe his ass

"Aw man me and my family have to give rahym a squad wipe, I'll trade later"

by Joenuts567 April 30, 2021

Hoodlum Wipe

The process of breaking someone's spirit by first swiping your grundle or anus with your finger, followed by placing it into someone's ear.

David: "Damn it, Matias could you please stop giving me Hoodlum Wipe's! My ear feels like it's getting an infection"

by Matias the mysterious September 18, 2011

wipe of bung

Toilet paper, plain and simple.
You wipe poo off of your bunghole with it, and then dispose of it by flushing (in most countries anyway).

Also known as bungwipe, rollios, TP, poliet taper.

{Eric}: Hey Martha, can you please get me some wipe of bung out of the cabinet just outside the bathroom? I'd get it myself but I just took a plop and I'm still sitting on the shitbowl.

by Telephony December 9, 2020

Wipe and wash

The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands

Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash

by Beyonslang January 20, 2018

hair wipe

Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.

Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.

Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.

Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts

by Twotalk November 12, 2015

Baby Wipe

The term “baby wipe” can be used to reference something you might smell after doing cocaine; referenced by ski mask slump god

Bruh this coke got me wondering where there’s a baby wipe at

by Mami. A September 8, 2018