Winter Haven

Probably the strangest place on Earth. Populated by the ugliest and ignorant people.

I went to the Wal-Mart in Winter Haven and I saw two women that weighed 675 lbs, had two teeth and were wearing bikinis!

by mommytails June 17, 2008

Winter Dick

The term used to describe the leftover urine which leaks out of the urethra and into your underwear after urinating.

Winter Dick is prone to cold weather (winter specifically), and may occur even after you 'shake' several times.

Winter Dick results in "pee spots" in your underwear and may also result in having a very moist penis. It may also risk your chances of receiving head.

"Hey, has anyone seen my pants?"

"...Dude, did you piss yourself?"

"Oh no...Its just Winter Dick! Son of a bitch! It always happens! No matter how many times I shake!"

by Matteus January 27, 2009

Winter Springs

(Updated definition) A city in Central Florida. Was once part of Orlando. There isn't much to do here, except the Scottish Highland Games. If you want something to do, go to Oviedo or Orlando.

I live in Winter Springs!

by Sunioncarrot11 November 18, 2011

winter beaching

an activity relating to the fine art of relaxing, being the acts of lazing on a rug whilst listening to mix cds and drinking coffee, not necessarily in winter but preferably taking place at a secluded beach

let's go winter beaching next week

by linda April 14, 2005

Winter wonderland

A grey haired yet sexually attractive older woman.

Mike looked Brenda up and down. She was a fine winter wonderland.

by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019

winter coat

A winter coat is a beard grown to keep the face warm during cold temperatures. The more manly and grizzly the beard, the more of a winter coat it is.

Note: This dialogue is much funnier if used during spring and summer seasons.

Woman: "and why won't you shave your face you look like a caveman!"

Man: "Bitch! I already told you, it's my fucking winter coat, and I need it!"

by BreezeZilla August 25, 2007

Winter Wonderland

When a substantial area is covered with snow, ice and frigid temperatures. Usually happens in northern areas during winter time. Don’t listen to those ratchet ass definitions involving sexual acts, life’s too short for that shameful sh@t.

Matt: Man, that cold front sure turned out neighborhood into a winter wonderland:

Zachary: Yes it did! Hell yea!!!

by Zachariah94 October 11, 2019