vodka online

Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks

What the "f" I woke up after last nights vodka online episode and now have 300 Parker pens ??

by PtoWn_paul December 31, 2015

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Sudden Vodka

Whenever vodka happens, but suddenly.

Man, that sudden vodka was really nerve racking!

by Mikayla Rin July 8, 2019

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A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.

They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.

"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."

"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."

by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019

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vodka downs

Vodka downs is what you get when you drink too much vodka. The effect of the vodka will make you act like you have downs syndrome. You will have problems speaking properly, standing up w/o help from friends, get swollen and red eyes and you'll feel sleepy. Basically, you're drunk as fuck.

This applies to every alcohol. If you're drunk as fuck on beer, it'll be beer downs.

Simon: Did you get vodka downs yesterday?

Philip: Hell yeah motherfucker, I fell asleep in my own puke in the bathroom, woke up at 3 a.m. and tried to get my mom to pick me up but I couldn't pronounce the address correctly, so I fell asleep again and went home next morning.

by jonathan0913 January 13, 2020

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