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when someone is being a total bitch
Natasha: Did you see how fat her arse was then? it was like a total eclipse, and her hair is a total mess. Plus she's got the fattest ankles i have ever seen.
Helen: God Natasha your being a right bitchy von bitchy
Helen: God Natasha your being a right bitchy von bitchy
by natasha3881 December 02, 2005
When you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your penis, a.k.a., a "bismarck" with authority.
by Aaron Skydiving March 18, 2005
by Jackie November 17, 2003
by Otto Von Rizzmark December 13, 2022
One of the worlds greatest, historical pimps of all time. He led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle. Used a special stick to whip Eskimo hoes.
by Jordanl24 June 13, 2021
"I flat out lost your baby"
"You Son of a Von Druke!"
"...is that an acutal curse word?"
"i don't know"
"You Son of a Von Druke!"
"...is that an acutal curse word?"
"i don't know"
by j to the eremy August 29, 2006