Wrist Violin

When A Person Decides To Cut His/Her Wrist Many Times Back/Forth & In/Out.

Billy gets dumped by his girlfriend, so he goes home and starts playing the wrist violin.

by Mark Ryan G. January 15, 2008

skin violin

A term used to describe cutting your wrists

that emo kid plays the skin violin, just look at his wrists

by Mary Bow-wow April 27, 2006

tiny violin

The tiny violin is a sexual move designed to cause orgasms through the female nipple. It is performed by rubbing the girls nipple in such a fashion that it looks like you’re playing a tiny violin.

Hector: Hey John did you have fun with Sophie last night?
John: Let’s just say I played the tiny violin.
Hector: Damn bro, did she orgasm?
John: You know it brotha!

by Dr. Malone May 8, 2019

violin chin

holding a phone with no hands, with phone between your chin and shoulder as if playing a violin

ive got to violin chin the phone because im working on a ladder, painting with one hand hoding on with the other

by riderx August 28, 2008

practicing violin

an action meant to improve a musician's playing skills on the violin, sometimes called a fiddle. Often produces noises similar to a cat which has been run over by a car. May also cause immense frustration in the musician or others around him/her, so watch out for potentially dangerous flying objects which have been thrown across the room.

Johnny was very diligent at practicing violin, much to the dismay of both his family and his dog, Fido.

by D. Rae July 1, 2008

first violinist

If orchestra were Mean Girls, the first violinists would be the Plastics.

First violinist: On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Cellist: Nice bow. What's it made out of?
First violinist: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

Conductor: Why are you playing so quietly?
First violinist: I'm a mouse, duh.

Flautist: What's up with the bassist? I feel like she's hiding something.
First violinist: That's why her instrument is so big. It's full of secrets.

Oboist: What do you have against the concertmaster?
Bassoonist: She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

Concertmaster: I can't play Pachelbel. I'm on an all-Romantic repertoire. God, Karen, you are so stupid!

First violinist: If you're from the viola section, why are you good?
Concertmaster: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're good.

First violinist: She doesn't even go here!
Conductor: Do you play in this orchestra?
Soprano: No, I just have a lot of feelings.

Clarinetist: Made out with my instrument? Omg that was one time!

by Heart and Sol December 27, 2013

viking

An extremely large northern european fighting machine, wielding Axe or Sword and at least twice the size of people from other cultures of that era! Vikings were just as much explorers as they were warriors and in fact it was they who discovered America first!

'Northmen' belived to get into Valhalla they must die in glorious battle and would gladly go to war to die!

In Roman times most of the succesful Gladiators were probably from viking and northern bloodlines. !

Arab Trader - Wow who are these beatiful blonde people with big weapons,they are giants better not give them a shit deal abdul!

Viking - Fook deal! We will take it all and your women too! Kill them all!!! and burn the city to the ground!

by Tango169 November 15, 2007