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vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.
he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss
by F. Lopez June 7, 2007
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vertical bacon

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean
by hmmm bean March 11, 2009
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vertical smash

the act of smash'n while the guy is standing up and the girl is face down. the act usually requires atleast one pillow, incredible strength, endurance, and sometimes too much swag for any girl to handle. a legendary form of sex and cannot be described as anything less than a smash
Travis) Did you hear about Bob's three-way last night?
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.
by ajdean389 January 11, 2010
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Vertighetto

The feeling of Vertigo that comes from listening to a very ghetto person speak for prolonged periods of time.
I just saw some southern rappers get interviewed on BET, and I have no idea what they said. They gave me vertighetto."
by TradeMark310 May 20, 2010
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Yeah Verily ...

"Yeah verily" is a supposedly medieval English expression denoting the positive response to someones statement or expression made. It was popularized in the comedy movie: The Court Jester -
Danny Kay in the comedy movie: Court Jester, used the expression - "Yeah Verily ...". It was a positive, humorous emphasis pinned after a statement made, with the idea of: Yes that's true, yes in agreement with the previous speakers statement. It has nothing to do with the "cheap expression" suggested earlier.
by WalshUSA August 14, 2009
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Tits Vertical

A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.
I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched
by Bathos May 18, 2010
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hyper-ventilaughing

(verb) - The act of laughing through one's nose at an irregular audible level.
Ian: Wow did you hear that guy hyper-ventilaughing?

Todd: Yeah I was sure a booger was about to fly out of his nose.
by Ian McSmith March 21, 2011
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