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VERSACE

VERSACE is a common phrase for saying that something has no advantages over or is in no way superior to a different thing (or person during this case).
YOU GOT NO VERSACE ON ME.
YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME - VERSACE
YOU GOT NO VERSACE (EVIDENCE) ON ME.
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Verbal Intercourse

I enjoyed our nightly verbal intercourse, during which we would talk about secrets we'd learned.
by Yunnie Bear January 8, 2012
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versatits

Breasts that are useful not only for suckling, but other random tasks such as storing cash, supporting a beverage, etc. Versatits are less common among smaller women.
Ashley: "Where the heck is Brittany?" *whips out phone*
Brian: "Whoa, nice use of those versatits!"
by -James G. January 4, 2011
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verafly

the illest skate team ever
yo that skate team verafly is so fuckin sick
by VERAFLY July 26, 2009
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Verbal acrobat

A person that knows how to use a language very well and has an eye for coming up with his own words. Usually a person that is fun and talkative and WITTY.
Fluent, smoot and articulate. Practising verbal acrobatics needs a good general knowledge so that one can be very tricky and witty.
"Damn I almost peed in my pants, CJ is so good with words - he's a verbal acrobat!"
by Tonyarocks December 1, 2009
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verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.
Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room
by Greg Toland August 20, 2017
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Verbal masturbation

n. (v. Verbally masturbating)
Describes a person using (or trying but fails) extremely flamboyant, overelaborate, pendantic, overembellished, pompus, language seasoned with a lot of jargon from a certain discipline, sometimes to the extent that it has to be translated or deciphered to be intelligible for the common man; done with the unnecessary need to be meticulously accurate when communicating completely mundane things. May be done with the intent of making others feel inferior…and/or himself superior, part of role-playing, humour, being an idiot, (trying to) showing off how smart you are, and as mentioned an unnecessary need to be meticulously accurate. The true verbal masturbators are the pretentious ones who try but utterly fail because they use words they do not understand and use words across a jargon (inconsistency). Verbal masturbation may or may not appear redundant; however the redundancy is from the choice of words used and not necessarily by its meaning. Additionally, some may feel others are verbally masturbating but do so wrongfully because the situation requires being meticulously accurate

Non exhaustive examples of jargon used are:

Scientific: (star trek, professor Frink from The Simpson’s),
Forensic: (CSI, Sherlock Holmes),
Arcane: (old language, medieval, lord of the rings, star wars),
Prose/poetic: (rhymes, poetic symbolic uses etc. of language usually belonging to the literature world)
dictionary: (sounding like one…)
Leet (1337): sounding like a nerd/geek
girl: romeo and juliet was so romantic and such a deep movie
guy: romeo & juliet with leo dicaprio is one big verbal masturbation from start to end. the rhyming is done with so much intensity and pompousness its embarrasing to watch.
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Data: "If you are referring to sexuality, I am... fully functional, programmed in... multiple techniques."
Borg Queen: "How long since you've used them?"
Data: "Eight years, seven months, sixteen days, four minutes, twenty-two seconds..."
(data is verbally masturbating, as he always has)
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John cleese: He's not pinin'! he's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! he's expired and gone to meet his maker! he's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! his metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! he's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (an excellent example of verbal masturbation used in humour)
by broccolee July 30, 2008
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