Vanbidexterous

The manly achievement of Vanbidexterity, i.e being able to get in any type van and successfully drive it, with utter confidence, without stalling it, flipping it, or knocking anyone's wing-mirrors off. Extra man-points for hasty reversing, negotiation of impossibly tight spaces and using the left armrest whist simultaneously hanging your right arm out of the window.

Mr X: Fuckin' ell Gary! you got that LDV Convoy in that space by a gnat's cock, fancy a cuppa?

Mr Y: Piece of piss mate, I'm Vanbidexterous. Milk and Two, cheers.

Mrs X: Mr Y, will you sleep with me?

by pasalacqua2517 July 13, 2010

Vandalismist

one who believes that vandalism is bad-ass. also commits acts of vandalism

Ryan scratching stapler with staple stuck in colored pencil (all objects, other than Ryan, belong to our school). thus Ryan is a vandalismist.

by vandalismistic person February 26, 2011

vanda stack

a complete retard who still acts like a teenager. she has way to many clothes and shoes,and needs to stop smoking! She is also really pretty and is always thinking about others. She is a really good friend and is hilarious at times. She has way too many dogs and a weird bunch of kids and spends most her time spending money or on the bus

'Vanda stack'is such a big kid

by emjuca December 8, 2011

vanciea

an italian word for african american.

you are such a vanciea...!

by rizzoooooooo June 27, 2011

Vandalove

The act of decorating a loved ones property, usually their car, with excessive items (window marker messages, silly string, bows, ribbons, flowers, etc.) meant to publicly display your affection for your loved one in the most obnoxious way possible.

My coworkers and I were heading to lunch when we discovered that my girlfriend had totally vandaloved my brand new car with bows and ribbons and a huge I LOVE U written on the windshield!

by Mr. Richie February 20, 2014

vanda sophia

The funniest, craziest, nicest person that anyone could have as a friend. She's always there for her besties and will do anything for them. If you looked up awesome in the dictionary, you would find a picture of her.

Vanda Sophia is nice caring funny awesome

by macy_magic April 14, 2014

Vandarloost

Vanderloost: væn-der-lōōst: noun: 1: The desire to aimlessly explore and engage with random objects, places, landmarks, events, or world wonders, in order to gain clarity and manifest inspiration.

If you're feeling restless, you must vandarloost!

Curious is the vandarloost.

by ICRAVE June 5, 2015