Definitions by pasalacqua2517

Vanbidexterous 

The manly achievement of Vanbidexterity, i.e being able to get in any type van and successfully drive it, with utter confidence, without stalling it, flipping it, or knocking anyone's wing-mirrors off. Extra man-points for hasty reversing, negotiation of impossibly tight spaces and using the left armrest whist simultaneously hanging your right arm out of the window.

Mr X: Fuckin' ell Gary! you got that LDV Convoy in that space by a gnat's cock, fancy a cuppa?

Mr Y: Piece of piss mate, I'm Vanbidexterous. Milk and Two, cheers.

Mrs X: Mr Y, will you sleep with me?

Vanbidexterous by pasalacqua2517 July 13, 2010