Funny Valentine

The act of pursuing saint corpse parts to give america a better life in a patriotic way

Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.

by distributedledger September 10, 2022

Valentine's Day

The worst holiday known to single people and men in general. Also known as Single's Awareness Day

I always dread Valentine's Day because I am still single.

by GermanBob1776 January 29, 2015

Valentine's Day

When the V and D get together.

Boy: Hey, are you down to fuck?
Girl: I could make an exception. I mean, it IS Valentine's Day...

by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015

Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021

Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.

"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"

by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019

Valentine's Day

Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD

Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"

by little miss secretive May 29, 2014

Valentine's Day

Also known as "Forever Alone Day" or "Singles Awareness Day." A day when all the single people are extra sad and all of the couples are extra clingy.

"Ugh, Valentine's day. I'm so lonely."

by Speaker 4 the Dead April 10, 2012