vaginese  

The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.

Example;

(Day 1)

My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)

(Day 2)

My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)

If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...

vaginese by Siththa G January 19, 2008

vaginalitosis 

A type of halitosis resulting from extensive pussy licking, also known as cunnilingus. It's also known as 'vagina smell'. Not a flavor of chewing gum, yet. Also known as vaginatosis.

Bob: Dude, I was licking these girls' pussies for an hour and now my mouth has got serious vaginalitosis.
John: Yeah dude!
Kev: I love the smell of pussy on my moustache in the morning!

vaginalitosis by Stuntman Knoxville June 23, 2008

Vagina Wrench

Sexually manipulating a male; either by withholding as punishment for unsatisfactory behavior, or by using sex as a reward for acting according to her wishes. Through time the Vagina Wrench sets up a Pavlovian response in the male, whereby he becomes conditioned to do the female's bidding. Without outside intervention on the part of his friends, he is done for.

"Kevin is helpless. Every time he tries to hang out with the boys Suzy pulls out the Vagina Wrench and that's that. His friends haven't seen him in months. Fucking Pathetic!"

Vagina Wrench by Moonpuppy July 11, 2009

Vagina Drive By's

A female that man can go to at anytime during the day or night to smash on and leave and have no attachments just like a drive thru, you can have it your way.

Homie #1: Yo Homie, I got down on three Vagina Drive by's today.
Homie #2: Damn homie with all those Vagina Drive By'syou really get yourself check out right away

Vagina Drive By's by Crazy Mama, White Widow February 23, 2010

Vagina Crap 

The white brown thick cheese like substance that is found in dirty vaginas and in the lining of panties.

Hey, June I think you should change your panties before we go to the party remember you dont want TJ to see your vagina crap or smell it.

Vagina Crap by hootrat April 8, 2011

vagina flooper 

similar to a F.U.P.A (fat upper pussy area), a vagina flooper is an overwhelming amount of fat above a woman's vagina that hangs down over her; like an extreme muffin top

Bob: "Yo look at that lady's fupa! Its so big it's dangling!"
Steve: "Dude that's not a fupa... that's a vagina flooper!"

vagina flooper by redwolf328 August 5, 2011

vaginal wallet 

A nicer version of the ever popular pocket pussy. No longer will your friends laugh at your ragged pocket pussy, when you have a new vaginal wallet.

Did you see Tim's ragged old pocket pussy. He needs to get a new one, or a classy vaginal wallet.

vaginal wallet by Gerthmember April 26, 2014