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Utah Sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.
I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.
by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025
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The Utah Saddlebackers

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.
Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.
by WhatzZitTooya September 6, 2022
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Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.
My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.
by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023
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Utah

Slang for a person who’s obsessed with being skinny and policing other people’s bodies
You look like you eat good

“Ok Utah…?”
by Alex g fan May 12, 2025
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Utah Cream Churner

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.
“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner
by 6116 February 19, 2025
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Utah

Utah is a place where people do coke , marijuana etc. at a very young age and this is where the blood and crips gang bang . And it’s where kids smoke weed behind there schools
let’s go get some weed and dick in Utah
by Banggangek August 9, 2018
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Packing for Utah

Sorry I can’t hang out today, I’m packing for Utah.
by Weeniepeenie June 13, 2020
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