Utah Sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.

I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.

by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025

Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.

My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.

by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023

Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).

"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."

by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022

Utah hot tamale special

When a woman sits behinds a man’s ass exposed while he shits in her face

Jessica and Terrence always do the Utah hot tamale special because they both have severe autism

by Skidturd April 20, 2025

Utah Helicopter

When someone is so drunk they can't speak and/or text right and talk about random things. Including but not limited too: stories about girls who squirted all over there shirt, why they love taco bell so much (because all drunk people like taco bell), and random girls they like.

Jake was a Utah helicopter last night. Did you hear him talking about taco bell non-stop?

by Zackhicky October 21, 2010

Utah cheek slap

When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.

Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.

by Dr. Farquad March 25, 2023

Altamont Utah

Altamont Utah is a small town in Utah. Lol, that was self explanatory. Altamont means high mountain. Which makes sense because the elevation of Altamont Utah is well over 6,000 feet.

Altamont Utah is like, really small.

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022