underground railroad

the act of a girl starting with her tongue in the deep south (ball sack) and running up the length of the underside of the penis to the north (penis head). pioneered by harriet tubman, she is know as the best known giver of underground railroads, performing on Abraham Lincoln, getting him to free the slaves.

i hate getting underground railroads, they tickle.

by chrisdylan March 4, 2011

Underground

If you ever get the chance to listen to an Underground CD called "The people of the stands" (very hard to find) it has a very good song called "Providence" and it cannot be found on Kazaa no matter what you're user level is.

Providence
Just another day in the Life
One way Road
Track 4 on the CD named above
Track 10 " "

Great songs just waiting to be found.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

my car in need for speed underground

Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.

but thank you for your time, assflap!

by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 7, 2004

Underground Hip Hop Syndrome

1. The Underground Hip Hop Syndrome, or simply UHH Syndrome, is the process of not agreeing with someone and removing their definitions from this website. I had 2 definitions of 'underground hip hop' posted here just recently, until some sick deranged spambot decided to remove it. This is not a threat, just the truth...now that's only ONE side of the story.
2. The other side is their 'dark' side, as I proclaim it to be. The fans love their artists to a certain extent. ONE music video made by their favorite artist and they will claim that the artist/group lost it's 'talent and luster'. Anyone who disagrees with me is just ignoring the truth. It seems as if rappers like Immortal Technique don't deserve more fans than they already have...hell, I wouldn't mind seeing him go mainstream. Lupe Fiasco is mainstream and yet he, IMO, is more talented than Immortal Technique.

To the guy who removed my definitions: TEH INTERNETZ IZ SRS BUSINESS (the internet is serious business)

Now agree with me (the anonymous wimp who removed my definitions)...if you remove this, then it's obvious you're infected by the Underground Hip Hop syndrome. You poor thing...

by FanofmusicthatsnotUHH July 11, 2010

Underground Voter

An ineligible voter who is not supposed to be on the voter rolls but somehow got his votes counted. This includes the dead (six feet under-ground), teenagers, cartoon characters, non-citizens, armies of body doubles, those pretending to be their grandpa or aunt.

How to achieve a 99% voter participation rate? Have a lax voter roll and have each underground voter mail their ballots in by truckloads. #CountEveryVote. Nobody is going to check. Anybody who contested the election results is racist and the enemy to our People's democracy! Take our word for it since we run the election and we have the judges in our pocket. Bwahahaha.

by XiJinPing June 26, 2021

The Velvet Underground

An awesome punk band from the 60s. Somehow they just stopped writing songs. One of their guitarists, Malcom Young, however, went on to keep performing in the kick-ass band AC/DC with his little brother, Angus Young

If I were to choose the Velvet Underground from Velvet Revolver, I'd have to go with Underground.

by BeefJerky Man September 25, 2004

The Vagina Underground

A place to hang out with friends and have a few drinks. When you show up it is most likely a "cock fest" because all of the vagina is underground. When the ladies do show up, the guys are at home expecting the party to most likely be a "cock fest", so the undergound vagina can party without stupid drunk guys trying to get into their undergound.. vagina. AKA: The V.U.

Wow, I didn't realize we were coming to The Vagina Underground, I guess we'll have to fight instead.

by MamaG83 June 1, 2010