Ipswich uppercut

A swift hardy foot or fist to the gonads. Resulting in pain and distress

Person 1: Higgsie is spending 2 weeks in ICU

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He was on the recieving end of a mighty Ipswich uppercut

by Jebp Izar February 6, 2009

Upper Merion Township

A township that is frequently overlooked and almost unheard of due to its immediate proximity from the sprawling, tourist-attracting King of Prussia Mall. Located north of the filthy rich Lower Merion Township, Upper Merion could perhaps be the best place to live in all of the Delaware Valley since it is relatively affordable, in a good school district and ridiculously close to the largest mall in the country.

The residents of Upper Merion Township are literally surrounded by the most exclusive retail outlets in Pennsylvania and are thus extremely tempted to spend their money without hesitation.

by aquarius32 June 24, 2010

Slatering the upper deck

This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.

Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?

Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.

Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.

Carlos: Shit.

Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.

by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011

upper darby stare

When you are driving through Upper Darby and someone is walking on the sidewalk. They stare your car down because you are driving and they are not.

You are driving, they are staring in anger at you for no reason.

"He gave me the Upper Darby Stare"

by Batomm April 11, 2007

Upperhook

The act in fighting of almost uppercutting somebody but changing it to a hook when you realise you're going to miss

Mark: Ryan totally upperhooked that guy!
Ryan: Oh yeah!

by Ingoe October 6, 2009

upper case change

A term commonly used when talking about one and two pound and silver (50p, 20p, 10p and 5p) coins. Silimar to lower case change.

The machine have given me upper case change.

by robospike January 7, 2010

upper-desk

the act of taking a dump on someone's desk OR in one of the desk's drawers (most likely in retaliation for their screwing you over in a work environment)

the office version of "upper-decking"

Wow that Sheila bitch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then 'misplaced' my paycheck! I think I'm going to upper-desk her office

by Parallax2025 January 20, 2011