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A Utah Tingle

When a person gives a blow job while having soda (preferably Canada Dry for the high carbonation) in their mouth.
Guy: Yeah, my girl gave me A Utah Tingle last night
by Anal_beef_on_my_plate September 30, 2017
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The Silent Utah

A sex move in which the female pinches the s rotum of the man unexpectedly. Hence it being 'silent'.
I gave my boyfriend The Silent Utah last night.
by Poopity scoopity February 8, 2019
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Logan Utah

A small town trying to be bigger than it is. Where you come on vacation and stay on probation. Where meth heads ride their motorized bicycles freely. Sex offenders get a slap on the wrist. And where crazy is cool.
Logan Utah what a black cesspool of depression and despair
by Cryptic_Poet March 7, 2021
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University of Utah

1. One of the best Universities in the West, and the first and best university in the state of Utah. An institution with a rich academic heritage, including the first implanted artificial heart, and the first dialysis machine, as well as the home of Nobel Prize winning faculty.

2. The school Mormons choose to go to when they want to receive a REAL education.

Also known as the U, or the U of U.
Thank goodness you got accepted to the University of Utah and chose to go there instead of going to the school in Provo, where you might have had to settle for a wife and kids and a degree instead of a REAL education.
by Fabian Vaglio October 10, 2008
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Springville, Utah

A rest stop on the way to a ski resort. A random tiny, racist, mountain, two-bit, homophobic, redneck town next to Provo. There's literally nothing to do besides hanging out at the pool, which has either too much urine from the 3:30 kiddy lessons or pollution, or the poorly-planned sewage canal that runs right next to it on 900 South (I use to be a lifeguard there). The football games can be pretty fun, but only if you enjoying freezing your ass. The Mormons control the city, which isn't a bad thing, because I'm a Mormon, but my bishop was also the sheriff, which made it awkward at times.

Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.
Guy #1: This sucks. Springville, Utah sucks. Lets go to Provo and hang out at the mall. Maybe some easy Timpview girls will be there.

Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.

Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.

Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.
by YoYoMa's Love Child February 28, 2011
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The Utah Switch

When two married men swap wives for a night. While normally sexual in nature, this act can be completed in order to make others jealous, bake navaho tacos, fry a Utah scone, or simply do his laundry like a boss!
Hey Brigham, let's do the Utah Switch tonight with Emma and Sariah.
by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016
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South Utah

A small island that drifts around in the ocean because it has no ground to anchor in to land. This is where the Benish people live.
Look Grandpa, it’s South Utah.
by Flufferspaniel June 7, 2019
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