A time of day, where the sun is setting, and clouds look awesome.
Not to be confused with the novel, or movie. As both are so extremely horrible, no definition can be provided, as this anyone who reads it would instantly die.
Not to be confused with the novel, or movie. As both are so extremely horrible, no definition can be provided, as this anyone who reads it would instantly die.
Guy 1: Hey, do you like Twilight?
Guy 2: The time of day? Yeah, the clouds look gold.
Guy 1: No, the book.
Guy 2: The book? I didn't know there was a book.
Guy 1: Well, it's about a vam- *And Guy 1 dies there.*
Guy 2: Hm...I'm going to watch clouds.
Guy 2: The time of day? Yeah, the clouds look gold.
Guy 1: No, the book.
Guy 2: The book? I didn't know there was a book.
Guy 1: Well, it's about a vam- *And Guy 1 dies there.*
Guy 2: Hm...I'm going to watch clouds.
by ReapersFortune March 31, 2010
A pretty good series until you read Breaking Dawn and then you realize how freaking stupid and desperate Bella is and how crazy Edward is for actually loving her. And to all girls out there that haven't realized this yet... EDWARD IS NOT REAL AND ROBERT PATTINSON DOES NOT SHOWER!!! (I found that out over the radio)
Guy: "Wow you actually like Twilight?!"
Me: "Well I did at first 'cuz Edward is so amazing, but then I realized I have a life and the whole purpose of the series fell apart."
Me: "Well I did at first 'cuz Edward is so amazing, but then I realized I have a life and the whole purpose of the series fell apart."
by ardnaxela13 May 03, 2009
The worst book ever written. It is basically the story of a freaky, socially-awkward chick named Bella who moves into a small town in the middle of Washington. While there, she meets an equally socially-awkward sparkly dude named Edward. Oh, and Edward is a parasite. A vampire, by any other name. Unfortunately, Edward doesn't kill her, or drink her blood, or sacrifice her to the Vampire community. Why he didn't do that is beyond me. But, their passion for each other exceeds all odds, and they fall deeply in love.
While all of these hormones are exploding, another love interest gets thrown into the mix; Jacob. Jacob's a wolf kid who is obsessed with Bella.
Whoo. A love triangle. THAT hasn't been done 3,000 times.
But Bella, being a clingy, crazy, moronic stalker insists on being with Edward, and almost kills his entire family, because everyone wants to drink Bella's blood, or whatever.
You know what? I can't even finish my frickin' definition on this subject, because it sickens me so.
But do you know what isn't sickening?
Good literature.
Read J.K.Rowling. Now. Get your Twilight-infected brains away from this site.
While all of these hormones are exploding, another love interest gets thrown into the mix; Jacob. Jacob's a wolf kid who is obsessed with Bella.
Whoo. A love triangle. THAT hasn't been done 3,000 times.
But Bella, being a clingy, crazy, moronic stalker insists on being with Edward, and almost kills his entire family, because everyone wants to drink Bella's blood, or whatever.
You know what? I can't even finish my frickin' definition on this subject, because it sickens me so.
But do you know what isn't sickening?
Good literature.
Read J.K.Rowling. Now. Get your Twilight-infected brains away from this site.
Girl 1: "Oh my god! I like totally LOVE Edward's hunky sparkly magic! Twilight is like, the Bible! He's a god! PRAISE HIM AND HIS SHINY BODY!"
Girl 2: "NO WAY! Team Jacob, every day!"
*Girls 1 and 2 get into a fight about who is better, and Girl 3 is feeling homicidal by now*
Girl 3: "Screw this, I'm going to go watch Harry Potter."
Girl 2: "NO WAY! Team Jacob, every day!"
*Girls 1 and 2 get into a fight about who is better, and Girl 3 is feeling homicidal by now*
Girl 3: "Screw this, I'm going to go watch Harry Potter."
by Read On July 10, 2011
A series of teenage romance novels, written for those "not all there".
Often wrongly compared to the series "Harry Potter", which is most obviously the better in the comparison.
Often wrongly compared to the series "Harry Potter", which is most obviously the better in the comparison.
by Teddy Lupin April 10, 2010
the gayest vampire book series and movies of all time, they literally destroyed the true definition and good oppinions of real vamires.
Dude, ive read the twilight series 36 times and scene the movies 18 times and now all i think about is how they glitter and how unbelivable well they fucked up vampires!
by Alla is mother russia :] August 05, 2010
A sane fan of Twilight.
"Fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character."
-www.TwilightSucks.com
"Fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character."
-www.TwilightSucks.com
I wish all the Twilight Fans were as unbiased and open minded as the Twilighters. I'm tired of hearing about the looks of a fictional, godly statue.
Chav: "Twilight SUX! HE'Z NAWT REEL! G3T A L1F3!"
Twilighter: "Right, well, good luck with that. Too bad you don't speak so much the language as you chew on it and spit it out."
Chav: "Twilight SUX! HE'Z NAWT REEL! G3T A L1F3!"
Twilighter: "Right, well, good luck with that. Too bad you don't speak so much the language as you chew on it and spit it out."
by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009
Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
by Cassiopeia R December 23, 2011