Flex Tweet

When you're showing off and flexing at the same time.

Emely: Ray is that new American Eagle?
Ray: Yeah let me pop the tags :k
Emely: Flex Tweet!

by Sonera June 9, 2011

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

Tweet Madness

The act of over tweeting until one winds up in twitter jail for a time out

If you tweet too much or retweet other tweets , twitter will shut you down for an hour or more.This is called Tweet Madness

by JayLynx August 10, 2010

tweet hopping

To keep moving from tweeter to another by following one's followers...

I found you when I was busy tweet hopping this morning

by idinaknow March 30, 2010

Tweet Worthy

does the comment you are about to make follow the criteria of being tweet worthy (important).

"Joe, you can't just tweet anything."
"Why??"
"Just always remember I.I.T.W."
"What's that?"
"Is it tweet worthy, duh."

by Robbbe August 29, 2010

tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017