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Reverse Turtle Head

Having someone stick their tongue in your asshole.
I heard that katie gave Alisha a reverse turtle head at Church yesterday.
by Otto_Mito November 14, 2012
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ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
by MattyP603 November 11, 2013
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german turtle

To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.
I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.
by Dangeroo December 2, 2015
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Throwing turtles

When you trash someone behind their back, gossiping about them

Example: Attention by Charlie Puth “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that TURTLE on my name, cause you knew that I’d call you up...”
Wow! Charlie did you hear what Santana was saying about you!?! She was throwing turtles on you man!
by Turtle Thrower November 14, 2017
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fur turtle

A small penis that hides in the Bush then pokes out when hard
I went down on this girl and her fur turtle came out
by Fur turtle August 17, 2018
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Swallin turtle

When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.
She couldn’t suck his dick because he had a swallin turtle.
by Jason statue March 21, 2019
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Scandinavian Turtle Neck

The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.

⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
“Yo bro, you coming out to the club?”

“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”
by Bynn Capmann March 25, 2021
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