trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

by Kemmy G August 10, 2008

shiny-trousered

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

by Gustercat January 1, 2017

Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021

Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!

Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!

by Dangerous Danny May 23, 2018

trouser gouda

Another term for nob cheese

Mate, have a shower—I can smell your trouser gouda from here

by mr happy pun guy July 30, 2019