You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

Milk tractor

A woman holding so much cum it puts weight on her

Bro, Jessica is such a Milk tractor

by Novanir July 16, 2021

tractor punch

to punch a female in her Privates

she just got tractor punch approved!

by wrath.tishtosh August 22, 2010

Tractor Jam

When your tractor is jammed.

Sorry i was late, i had a tractor jam.

by Ryanchiller8 January 16, 2015

Tractor sexual

You get turned on by tractors and think they’re sexy

A song in the car : she thinks my tractor’s sexyyyyy, it really turns her onnnn
Person : She must be tractor sexual

by Xx_Vista08_why November 18, 2022

a tractor covered in gravy

Well its when Adam Kertz takes a massive Asian crap wial on a tractor.

A tractor covered in gravy is a Tactical nuke tractor.

by ShakeDaddy April 17, 2014

Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.

Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.

by Squishy turd February 09, 2016