Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.

J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.

by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019

reload tourettes

While playing a game like COD Zombies, you reload after shooting only one bullet while there are 59 bullets still in the clip.

Jackson: I have to reload.
Carson: You literally shot 2 bullets, you don't need to.
Jackson: I know, I have reload tourettes.

by ThatDude998 January 20, 2017

Existential Tourettes

Nervous or paranoid tics resulting in an overwhelming desire to yell or inability to control anger aimed at those who don't appreciate the gravity of serious matters that cause the rest of humanity to suffer as a result.

During the pandemic, John let existential tourettes get the better of him when he shouted at a crowd of people not wearing facemasks, "God d****t, this is why we can't have nice things, you f*****s!"

by SlackerPoet5884 July 16, 2020

rocce tourettes

involuntary swearing and convulsing when playing Rocce and something big happens; someone commits a rocce sin, or you get a double ringer or full house.

Double ringer, in you face shit head or move my disc again and ill kick your ass are examples of rocce tourettes.

by rkrouch July 3, 2012

Fangirl Tourette's

When a fangirl meets an actor/actress from a show where she is extremely active in the fandom and cannot control embarrassing and involuntary enthusiastic interjections like "I love you so much!" or "You're a god/goddess!" from popping into the conversation when meeting aforesaid actor. Inevitably uncomfortable for both the actor and the fan.

At Comic Con
Fandom chick 1: Where's Maggie?
Fandom chick 2: I think she's still in the bathroom crying.
Fandom chick 1: Aww poor thing...but it made David Duchovny really uncomfortable when she kept declaring her love and sobbing in front of him.
Fandom chick 2: I do feel bad for her. But she's starting to get a reputation. If she can't get control of that Fangirl Tourette's she's gonna get banned from future conventions.

by BeekillerPhile September 15, 2013

acapella tourette's

Uncontrolable spastic movements that acapella group members make while performing.

That beatboxer's acapella tourette's are really out of control this semester.

by Dumbanddumber September 4, 2011

hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.

“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes”

by Shrek5ever April 1, 2023