Tool 

1) Someone who is SOO stupid they dont know they are getting used

2) Someone who is only good for using. Dylan

Dylan: I LIKE POKEMON!!!

Jack: u suck nuts tool

Tool by Thundrstryke September 5, 2006

tool 

-noun

1. An individual of such limited mental capacity that he fails to understand subtly communicated messages pertaining to his gross mental and physical inadequacy, and therefore, deserves to be mocked by general society for his unfounded grandeur.

2. A male, humorously rejected by a female over ten years his junior, who resorts to what could only be considered text message stalking in an asinine effort to preserve dignity. These individuals typically possess inadequate “physical features” and show early signs of male pattern baldness. Furthermore, these individuals can be readily identified on MySpace and Facebook friends lists as they are the awkward looking “old guy” amongst a series of college co-eds.

God, this TOOL keeps text messaging! When will he get the hint that I think he is a douche? Oh look, he is calling someone else a TOOL. What irony!

tool by gtg110b January 6, 2009

Tool 

Noun
1. A person or persons being used by the government.
2.A poser
3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not.
4.A person to dumb to think for themselves.
5.A wigger.
6. A liberal Democrat.

Get the hell out of here TOOL.

Tool by Dustin Schorle July 20, 2008

tool 

one who won't fit in whether on purpose or because they are that awkward. can not keep a conversation going without some stupid or vulgar remark concerning absolutely nothing, used by multitudes of girls (if you can call them that) and using the desperate ones. in desperate need of a life and friends. goes very emo often, and cries quite a bit. tim. pretends to do drugs and drinks but shys away from any oppurtunity saying the girl he wants might not like it.

a: where is tim?
b: crying in his room again.
a: wow, what a tool

tool: lets work at mcdonalds so that we can work with the retards and look smart
(it disgusted me to hear the tool say that)

tool: no one understands girls, i mean nobody
me: what about girls dude? i think they could understand themselves, or maybe you are just stupid

tool by mary oshields April 20, 2007

Tool 

One who conforms to those around him/her, usually him. Has no personal identity. Is often mocked for being such a tool.

Hey look, that group of guys are such tools.
Wow, taylor's such a tool.
The Backstreet Boys where such tools.
Go home, you tool.

Tool by Rustyzz January 1, 2008

tool 

people that think they're high and mighty because they bash others for liking something, but they like the same things.

Mehmet Toci is a tool because he likes Unearth but hates whoever likes Unearth, wtf.

tool by krasca April 4, 2010

Tool 

A guy who buys tickets to concerts and takes girls to them

Guy: Yo girl wanna chill tonight?
Girl: No, this guy that i've never hung out wit got me tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert and then next weekend the Kanye West concert
Guy: Wow, sucka fucking TOOL
Girl: Yeah I know

Tool by small neck gazeba April 27, 2009