tomcats

three crazy drunken f*ckers who get all the attention at the neighborhood bar, all of whom must work at dunkin donuts and claim to own everywhere they go. they also must periodically go behind the bar to crush cans and be accused of snorting coke in bathroom; however, are envied and hated by cokewhores

Are the tomcats drunk or are they always that wild?

by tomcatcrusher April 14, 2005

toogas

An ugly pig that takes dumps in people's mouths; brain dead pig

Look at that Toogas; he is taking a duke in that hallyhock's mouth.

by Gerald Gibbons February 28, 2008

Toolakit

A person who is no longer classified as a tool for they are too much of a tool so instead of being a tool they are the whole toolkit.

Wow that kid is a toolakit

by nosyt May 18, 2009

TomcatF14

An internet term for someone online that is hated by many but doesnt seem to care.

Have you seem that guy, he's a right tomcatf14

by TheNaughtyOne May 16, 2011

tocame los huevos

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

by LJ January 31, 2005

tooeasy

When you make your way through life and everything falls in to place with little to no effort

Guy: did you manage to get that promotion?
Mate: of course, easy!
Guy: some would say tooeasy

by Sassy Ben May 17, 2018

Toocubed

A strange species you find on discord, who streams films at unsociable hours and pretends to ping everyone. Is bad at chess.

Person 1: im gonna stream a film at midnight!
Person 2: come on now. don't pull a toocubed on me.

by DiscordPseudo March 20, 2021