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emotional toilet

someone who you take emotional dump s on.

someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better

that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
emma:man my life sucks
joey:stop using me as your emotional toilet!
emma:sorry
by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011
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toilet core

A sub genre of heavy metal that primarily features vocals that sound like a toilet or a stomach during a violent bowel movement.
After eating a four day old beef quesarito and three cups of coffee, Roger was ready lay down the vocal tracks for his toilet core band, Dysenterium.
by wtfAreRobsterCraws August 28, 2017
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toilet gold

Corn in your turds down in the toilet
I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
by Cpt Norm February 23, 2009
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Wreck a Toilet

To drop a hellacious deuce in a toilet other than your own.
It's halftime, those wings we're awesome, I'm gonna go wreck a toilet...
by Hoss91IEP January 7, 2015
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toilet nap

While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.
by Joe Co June 24, 2008
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Toilet Noodle

Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.
I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!

It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!
by Atomic-Tom December 19, 2010
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Skibidi Toilet

A YouTube show made for people at the age of 0-8.
Skibidi toilet is not funny and has no lore once so ever. It is legitimately just a toilet.
by poofart96 August 23, 2023
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