Todolytonkus

A retarded way to call someone a retard

Person 1: "AHHHHRRHH your such a todolytonkus 🤪"

by LordTrafficCone November 28, 2021

to do the andy

To ask a pretty woman you happen to meet on the street for a drink

Wow that girl is cute!" - "Are you going to do the andy on her?" - "Yeah, I should

by NotAnAndy March 4, 2011

to do a schettino

a captain leaving a sinking ship ahead of anyone else

claiming that he had accidently fallen into a lifeboat, he did a schettino
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."

by django_reinh February 9, 2012

To do a Ryan

This is when a person submits a restaurant bought dish to the Official Food Group and tries to pass it off as their own.

Oh he's gone and done a Ryan there. That food's clearly from the chippy down the road. (to do a Ryan)

by Official Food Group July 19, 2020

To do a dennis

verb.

To miss a very important moment as the only person in a group.

Have you seen that girl dancing? No, I just did a dennis. (to do a dennis)

by T is in the house March 18, 2021

things to do in ur buddy's room

A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.

Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom

Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.

by My Pussy Wagon is a minivan September 18, 2016

well to do hands

When you have a micro penis and your hands have to make up the slack.

Cousins had a little dick, but his well to do hands made up for his lack in penile size.

by bdizzledotcom August 25, 2017