The only means by which Walrus Armor may be penetrated and the Walrus rendered defeated. See Walrus.
by neveragainfool October 27, 2014
Get the Walrus Powdermug. Your wife has to be large in nature and bathes in the gutters of the street. She then picks you up with work and rewards you with an hour long rimjob in the kitchen while your neighbours watch
Hey Dan and Roy, I got the best Walrus Rimjob last night. I have never felt so much pleasure in my life!
by Hoonigan__88 January 26, 2018
Get the Walrus Rimjobmug. by ducksauce November 4, 2006
Get the walrus nosemug. When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.
Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.
Dude 1&2: (Sigh)
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.
Dude 1&2: (Sigh)
by The Jazziest Jew April 8, 2013
Get the Sloppy Walrusmug. by moggle_poggle February 28, 2009
Get the Walrus Manouvermug. A sexual position typically done in the morning in which both partners are laying on their sides and one partner enters the other from behind.
We had a wild last night last night, and we were horny this morning but all we could manage was the lazy walrus.
by BendMarklar August 20, 2022
Get the Lazy Walrusmug. When he fucks her from behind and asks "Who am I?" and she replies in a thick Japanese accent "You're the walrus! You're the walrus! Koo koo kajoob!" until he cums then sticks a flower in her butt.
by hippiecabinlover March 14, 2019
Get the walrus stylemug.