trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

by Kemmy G August 10, 2008

trouser gouda

Another term for nob cheese

Mate, have a shower—I can smell your trouser gouda from here

by mr happy pun guy July 30, 2019

weenie trousers

they are the kool way to of saying underwear

oh kate i luv ur weenie trousers today .

by miraizkool November 17, 2017

trouser tuck

v. the act of inserting one's penis into the waistband of the pants to conceal an erection

"The teacher called me to the board while in the act of day dreaming about jen's breasts, therefore i immediatley used the trouser tuck to conceal my hardened penis. and no one was the wiser."

by Samuel Conner May 3, 2010

Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!

Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!

by Dangerous Danny May 23, 2018

Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

by Gustercat January 1, 2017

Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021