man

A creature that at times can be wonderful and others a pain in the ass. Most varieties come with assorted size and colored penises. Useful in the reproduction of new beings. Handy around the house when something needs fixing and is always there to fulfill sexual needs and desires. :-)

What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man... mmmm

by Mjeezy August 8, 2003

Mans

A slang word used to refer to one singular person (Usually used by guys to refer to guys but can be used with girls too)

“Mans lookin like he took a dump in his pants, but he actually fell in mud and got it all dirty”

by Young Sinnatraa May 20, 2021

Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

Richter: Die monster. You don’t belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wished to be me tribute!
Richter: Tribute!? You steal men’s souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions…
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

by Edward Fawkes September 4, 2017

Manning

Manning is when two or more men engage in a sexual act of either kissing or giving him the D iykwim.

Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed watching Netflix*
JJ: What?
Josh: Imma get out before you start Manning him.
Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: Allow it fam!

by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020

Man

Male gender

hi man

by Me Type February 12, 2019

The Man!

Jayson M, the one who helps those in a time of need.

He found someone to get me a pub sub. He is the man!

by Williesnead February 7, 2019

Man

A blind idiot who likes himself too much.

- Her boyfriend knows the problem, but he doesn't want to understand what he's done wrong. He's oblivious to her feelings and writes them off as unimportant.
* So, you're saying he's a random human male, a man.

by Fairy_Dust_244 January 20, 2017