tijuana puppy drag

(noun) The action of a dog pressing its anus against the ground and dragging it across.

“I think my dog has worms. He did the Tijuana Puppy Drag across my friend’s mom’s rug.”

by CTG420 May 25, 2018

Tijuana fun box

Getting some strange in the dark back closet of a sleazy bar.

-Where did you go?
:Dude I just stumbled into a Tijuana fun box with some dirty blonde.
-Hell yeah!

by Roguecustoms July 23, 2013

Tijuana Tow Truck

When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string

My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town

by Bath-time Toaster August 2, 2023

Tijuana Lap Dance

When you’re taking a dump and your bro needs to go too so he comes and sits on your lap and poops between your legs. No homo

Bro hurry up I have to poop, I’m about to come in and give you a Tijuana Lap Dance.

by Jackson Township January 30, 2022

Tijuana tex mex

When you shove drugs up your ass to get through the airport, right after going for Mexican food, and when the Mexican shits come, you end up firing the drugs all over the airport.

I was heading to Florida and got Tijuana tex Mex on the way.

by Turdmaster flash February 21, 2022

tijuana taxicab ride

Perfermorning a connilingus on a co-ed with a melodorous vaginal cavity while on springbreak. The co-ed becomes so excited she excreets her Montazuma's revenge of diarehea on your neck, chest and facial area.

I just got back from spring break and got some wood carvings from a beach vendor a tijuana taxicab ride from a coed.
- Carson Daly

by Ray Mertens October 2, 2006

Tijuana belt buckle

Shoving the your balls above the top of your pants while keeping your penis below, exposing only the scrotum, preferably to distract an opponent or incite ridicule at the sake of his questionable sexuality.

I was playing beer pong and steve gave me the Tijuana belt buckle.

by garthvader13 December 22, 2010