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Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020
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Throne depot

A bros way of referencing Home Depot and its signature twisted pine 2x4’s that are shit
“Grab some Sheetrock when you’re at throne depot Kyle got drunk last night so......”
by chHAad March 6, 2021
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Throne Soda

Guy 1 “hey man you almost done in there?”
Guy 2 “yeah just finishing off my throne soda”
by Baby giant March 3, 2022
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spicy meat throne

When the woman eats 50 packs of taco bell fire sauce and a box of laxatives then allows the the man to fuck her in said butt until she projectile shits on his penis.
April and I went to taco bell last night and she gave me a spicy meat throne afterwards!
by Big daddy chatty June 12, 2021
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Clashcranking on the Throne

The act of masturbating, taking a shit on the toilet, and playing clash royale all at the same time.
Denis: Yo Izzy, did you know that Chris was Clashcranking on the Throne yesterday?
Izzy: Wow, Chris is really fucking disgusting
by ClashMaster88 July 22, 2025
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Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne
by theduchess22 February 1, 2025
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Throne cone

A bowel movement that leaves a mountain-like peak above the water and resembles an ice cream cone similar to those from a fast-food restaurant
Says to doctor: Lately every time I poop I'm leaving behind a throne cone rather than my usual pellet-style doo-doo.
by TTCooper May 24, 2023
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