feel the pain of ten thousand years

Getting totally fucked, Typically in the asshole.

Damn he really made me feel the pain of ten thousand years.

by Belars June 9, 2016

sword of a thousand noobs

the energy sword in halo 2 most think they are pretty skilled with it but in reality they are noobs

guy 1: i so rock at halo
guy 2: no you dont you are using the sword of a thousand noobs.

by Travel Sized Joe January 3, 2009

Thousand Oaks

Thousand Oaks has been a city that has been greatly affected by the heroin epidemic. It has its good and bad parts like any other city. The people that think this is just a “rich” area obviously need to learn more about real estate because this is a town where you can buy a house cheaper than If you were to live in the San Fernando Valley. Since Los Angeles county has higher property taxes as well. So maybe before hating on this place, do some research and see how inexpensive it really is compared to living out in Los Angeles nowadays in an overcrowded area. I’m from La so I would know. I’ve lived here for a while now and really need to clarify this because I see so many stupid people assuming it’s just a rich area when it’s full of hard working class people just as I am and I am far from wealthy.

Thousand Oaks is awesome because it’s close to LA, and you can still buy a house for cheaper than most of anything in the valley or LA.

by Hangry Hispanic October 9, 2020

Thousand Island

When a guy blows his gizz load deep in a girls arse and then slurps it up as she poops it back out of her anal forest back into his mouth.

Bill: hey dude what did you do last night?
Dude: I one-up'd your "ranch" and went thousand island on your mom!!!

by kindsir44 June 25, 2009

Thousand Island

Term for a sexual act in which a man punches a woman in the stomach to induce her to vomit on his penis, followed by forced oral sex.

Tom received a Thousand Island from his kinky wife.

by eyh6 December 27, 2005

Theoscientist

One who has the knowledge and expertise in teaching the facts or truth of the God; one who has vast knowledge in theosciences like Didactics, Hermeneutics, Homiletics, and Apologetics.

Dr. Sabbathi is Theoscientist and he teaches at Aletheia Academy of Theosciences.

by Pisabbathi July 9, 2006

Thousand Footer

A thousand footer is a flaming lesbian that can be pointed out immediately, even if a thousand feet away. She is so noticable, you think it may even be a womanly man.

A Thousand Footer is:
Short/Buzzed Hair
Spiked Jelled Hair
Manly Walk
Manly Presence
Face Piercing (Eyebrow, Tongue)

by Puck Spice December 2, 2007