Service Theft

When the provider of a service uses the money customers pay to support the service to fund unrelated expenses.

Planet Fitness commits service theft when instead of using black card member fees to properly maintain tanning beds they use it to fund a program that allows children to overcrowd the gym free of charge during peak hours.

by Unique and Anonymous Handle June 14, 2022

Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.

I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto

by smarttard December 22, 2023

theft

Modern shorthand for "the left"

theft stole the vote - nike store in new york was targeted by theft - dominion is the god of theft

by Mikeobamajockstrap2021 January 12, 2021

Peekaboo-Airplane-Entertainment Theft [beta]

A term coined by Vanessa Merrell and John Vaughn to describe the act of watching another passenger's screen on a plane, even when one has their own screen in front of them.

Sam: I was trying to binge my show on the flight, but the dude next to me was committing some major Peekaboo-Airplane-Entertainment Theft beta

by Pablo Picasso Finger Puppet November 22, 2024

Grand Theft Auto

A virtual crime simulator.

Guy: Holy motherfucker is that Grand Theft Auto? Can I play?
Guy 2: Oh hell no boy! I'm about to fuck this ho in my car.

by BadboopBadabeep June 5, 2016

IP theft

Yeah, except America does it too but to American citizens apparently.

Hym "IP theft is a big problem nowadays! Someone should do something about that and make sure that the rightful owners of IP are both credited and paid for their contributions to society."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2025

grand theft trophy

When the winner of a sporting event fails to collect their trophy and an overserved frat boy sneaks it out in his pants.

Teresa: the trophy box is empty. Has anyone seen the trophy?
John: nope

Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.

by Southpaw Slut May 20, 2023