The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".
by ladge123 October 6, 2012
Get the Salmon Stampmug. An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.
by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022
Get the salmon lipsmug. by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019
Get the Bloody Salmonmug. Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020
Get the Salmon Surfingmug. When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
by 9tea December 1, 2021
Get the salmon dressingmug. by Clubmedia January 30, 2016
Get the salmon streakmug. 'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.
'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.
'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.
A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'
B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'
B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'
by Shmopho September 1, 2008
Get the Salmon Moussemug.