Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.
"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"
by TravCharJess January 22, 2017
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Douche nozzle

One with an excessive quality of douchiness. Someone who does moronic actions for the sole intent of douchifying everybody's day.
That douche nozzle just cut me off in traffic! I'm gonna ram my car so far up his ass he won't be able to shit for a week!
by Everyone's Favorite Nerd December 15, 2015
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dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle
by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023
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douche nozzle extraordinaire

A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese
I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.
by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018
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brozzle nozzle

Deriving from the use of the slang word "brozz" (singular "brozzle") for a persons "bro's", the phrase "brozzle nozzle" is a reference to the male member. Obvious as it looks, it is the nozzle, scientific term penis, on any particular brozzle, scientific term male, so to speak.
Example 1-
Person A-Can someone please explain a belt-tuck to that guy?
Person B-I know dude, his brozzle nozzle is raging out of control!

Example 2-
He better watch out mowing the lawn without pants-might get his brozzle nozzle caught in the blades...
by Ander Pisker October 11, 2007
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Twat-nozzle

Respectful female or female in respectful position/class.
Good morning twat-nozzle,the coffee sure is tasty today.
by Weekend warrior's I.H.O.H. LLC February 15, 2023
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Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank
Just whacking the nozzle against the pump.
by Dycokac February 13, 2019
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