Wank nozzle

Wank nozzle, a term used as a synonym for ‘dick’ or ‘dickhead’.

“Ugh that boy is such a wank nozzle”

by PigmentedPlum June 10, 2021

Douche Nozzle

Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.

That douche nozzle just flipped me off because I wouldn’t give them enough space to turn right !

by Shamu9000 May 20, 2022

Douche nozzle

One with an excessive quality of douchiness. Someone who does moronic actions for the sole intent of douchifying everybody's day.

That douche nozzle just cut me off in traffic! I'm gonna ram my car so far up his ass he won't be able to shit for a week!

by Everyone's Favorite Nerd March 24, 2016

Twat-nozzle

Respectful female or female in respectful position/class.

Good morning twat-nozzle,the coffee sure is tasty today.

by Weekend warrior's I.H.O.H. LLC February 15, 2023

douche nozzle

A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.

Look at the douche nozzle taking that old lady's parking spot, what an asshole.

by larryu July 19, 2016

Douche Nozzle

Another word for Douche Bag

Broooooo he ghosted you?! What a Douche Nozzle!

by _likesdogz June 21, 2023

Douche Nozzle

Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.

That guy is a real "douche nozzle" ...

by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014