Useless Exchange Of Information

When an individual is answering a question, and provides numerous additional pieces of information that are completely irrelevant to the answer you are asking for. Typically you will need to ask this dumb fool the question again, in a simpler fashion, to get a clear answer.

“Which time will you be arriving?“

“Well, I just have to do some laundry. Then I’ll go to the grocery store...I ran out of toilet paper...” Etc.

A Useless Exchange Of Information has just taken place.

by UsefulTerms December 25, 2019

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Ohio Human Exchange

The city of Toledo, Ohio.

Guy1: hey man you wanna go to the Ohio human exchange?
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!

by Unholywaffle666 January 11, 2020

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Gas exchange

A ritual performed by chemistry teachers where they strip naked and get into a butt to butt position and fart repeatedly exchanging gas.

Student: "Did you hear Miss Byrne and Mr Oles gas exchanged in front of the whole class."

Other Student: "God I bet you creamed yourself"

Student: "Ohh trust me I'm soaked"

by Jaquantavius February 24, 2021

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Enemy-exchanger

People who exchange telephone numbers with people they hate, never talk to (and never will), or are enemies with. It makes no logical sense yet there's always one enemy-exchanger in a crowd. If you see one, either:
1. Start yelling at them
2. Beat them up
3. Call your nearest mental help facility
4. Run for your life

STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE FOR THEY ARE MOST LIKELY PSYCHOPATHS.

Can I have your phone number?

No, you Enemy-exchanger!

by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno June 13, 2010

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