Ebay Pays My Bills

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.
He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.
by ebay_multiname January 20, 2011
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Obsessive Ebay Disorder

Constantly Buying stuff you dont need on Ebay just for the hell of it.
My co-worker has Obsessive Ebay Disorder, a.k.a OED he is always looing for deals on Ebay just for the hell of it.
by CB2k10 August 06, 2010
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ebay witchhunting

(verb) the action of searching for something on eBay and continuing to search for the item at the lowest price and distance possible
I went eBay witchhunting to try to find a Nintendo Switch for $200.
by UrbanCommision April 23, 2017
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ebay fucked

1. Buying something of ebay, and not receiving the item.

2. Buying an item on ebay, and not receiving the item as described.
Hey man I just bought an Ipod for 20$ then a week later I realized that I got ebay fucked.
by 14runningman August 08, 2011
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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