flaming walnuts

When you fuck on a wall fast enough your nuts light on fire

I fucked her so hard we were doing flaming walnuts

by Alfirmio February 9, 2018

Walnut

A person who uses intellectual buzzwords such as "cognitive dissonance," "strawman," or "ad hominem" to make themselves sound smarter than they really are when they cannot defend their own argument. Users of these words most often do not understand the actual meaning.

That's not cognitive dissonance, I just saw through the lines of your argument better than you did, you walnut.

by doggosarekewl February 5, 2017

walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

walnut pie

Like a creampie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

Walnut

The expression on your face when you see some unattended Barkerhouse rolls on the table for your ma. The expression on your face when you remember every blowjob you ever got. The expression on your face when you see she needs a brogan adjustment. The expression on your face when you guess you could call that a dick. The expression on your face when you read beyond chapter 3 of Sun Tazu's The Art of War. The expression on your face when the Sfogliatelle arrives and is placed softly on the table. When they've been told, twice, and now you'll tell them. Those red panties in the top drawer. When it's your song. When you win the chin-ups cup 3 weeks in a row. When it's not 3 o'clock. When the skip's got your back & warns you about the leftover mayonnaise on your chin. When you go down and you can taste the Dove deep moisture body soak.

When I see a buff ting in a short skirt over her knees, I give her the Walnut to let her know I'd take her back to my ma's for some macaroni and gravy.

by Clarence(Paups) February 24, 2021

Walnut Ripple

When you proceed to teabag a sexual partner in the face until boredom occurs and then proceed to yell "FALCON PAWNCH!!!!" and hit them in their genitalia so hard that the sudden pain causes them to headbut you in the testicles. Therefore, lolz for everyone

This walnut ripple me and shari made last night was awesome except my balls still hurt

by Zack Slade July 24, 2011

Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.

Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.

by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023