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trouser squish

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.
"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"
by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010
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trouser tuck

v. the act of inserting one's penis into the waistband of the pants to conceal an erection
"The teacher called me to the board while in the act of day dreaming about jen's breasts, therefore i immediatley used the trouser tuck to conceal my hardened penis. and no one was the wiser."
by Samuel Conner May 3, 2010
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trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes
you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes
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trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.
"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"
by Kemmy G August 10, 2008
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Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!
Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!
by Dangerous Danny May 23, 2018
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Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.
Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!
by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019
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trouser gouda

Mate, have a showerI can smell your trouser gouda from here
by mr happy pun guy July 30, 2019
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