thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022

Paper-Thin Disguises

A horrible disguise. This disguise so, so fucking bad that it could make the entire audience facepalm or tell the villain/henchmen that the hero(es) is/are disguised.

Jeff:Hey look, the heroes are walking in with paper-thin disguises!
Henchman 1:Wait, what disguise? These must be the new guards.
Jeff:No they aren't!
Henchman 2:Look. That's the appearance of a new guard. You must be high again, Jeff.
Jeff:TOM I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY DISTORT MY INTELLECTUAL COMPETENCE FOR 327 DAYS!

by Hyper73557 January 7, 2021

Wheat Thin

"Secretive" way of making fun of lesbians...

"What's the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?

"What?"

"One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker"

by Cabb_ge February 11, 2022

Thin Veneer

A thin layer (veneer) of shit stuck to your penis after doing anal sex. Sometimes visible sometimes not. Sometimes odourless and sometimes not.

I fucked this hot girl in the ass last night. On the ride home I could defined tell she left a thin veneer on my dick

by anonymous July 29, 2024

Haviland Thin Mints

a chocolate-covered mint candy produced by Log House Foods of Plymouth, Minnesota

Haviland Thin Mints were briefly owned by Great American Brands (GAB), an investment group,4 who filed for bankruptcy in 1994

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Thinner than thin

“Thinner than thin” is term used when your finished or just over and done with someone usually used in terms of relationships or friendships.

“Oh baby we’re thinner than thin, so you can get going now BYE!!”

by WRLDWRIT September 6, 2025

A-thin

Someone who can't pronounce words correctly event though they're fluent. Came up from someone pronouncing "eighteen" as "eghthin".

Girl: "I met this girl last night and she was so nice! But unfortunately she's an a-thin :("

Boy: "Wow dude that sucks"

by José Maria April 19, 2017