Moroccan tea party

When your husband is found upon the groundskeeper with the butler on him

person 1: like a manwich?
person 2: it's actually known as a Moroccan tea party

by lifeispointless March 29, 2025

Boston Tea Party

The act of having sex in a jacuzzi while your girlfriend is on her period.

I think me and Sarah are going to have a Boston Tea Party tonight in her new hot tub.

by Kaylynandsammy August 18, 2020

Stop off for a Boston tea party

Taking a massive shit in a public bathroom.

Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.

by L3pr3chaun3 January 23, 2021

Tea party

Something 4 year olds, and gingers do to pass the time.

Wanna have a tea party? Brendan said to his stuffed animals as he totally wasn’t just humping them two minutes ago.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Boston Tea Party

Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.

Those girls were so drunk last night, they let me throw them a Boston Tea Party!

by Metalbish February 7, 2022

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).

I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.

by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019