The Sharp Lawnmower

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.

Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"

by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009

The shaft

Another name for a man's dong

The shaft is my best tool to use on a girl

by MCRedstoner_115 February 20, 2015

jump the shark

to reach the point where the poupularity of a show, movie, musician, or any other pop culture icon declines in popularity (refers to an episode of The 1960's TV show, "Happy Days" where Fonz jumps over a shark while water skiing, see also jump the couch)

It looks like Voyager is about to jump the shark.

by Light Joker November 5, 2005

The Shannon

Taking a shit and brushing your teeth

I’m just doing a the Shannon
What are you doing just doing a the Shannon

by Harleyquinn95au January 1, 2021

In the shape of a wheel

A term describing an extreme form of intoxication which results in an inability to walk normally.

Ah man I was in the shape of a wheel by the end of the night!

by drunklady June 9, 2011

Beef The Shark

When a ferociously stinky fart erupts from the anus, causing disgust amongst the people around you.

*friend farts*
"Dude, did you Beef The Shark?"

by MathiasBelmondo August 14, 2013

Stick in the shake

Being a stick in the shake is way more irritating then dealing with a stick in the mud.

Devon: Lindsey is being such a stick in the mud....she never lets me get what I want, it's like trying to have sex with a medieval hooker......

John: Na man she's being a stick in the shake......sounds more like a pussy that way

by rapmastaflasta April 16, 2011