When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.
by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022
Get the Piano Failuresmug. by gengrills December 12, 2023
Get the ancient piano skeletonmug. A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.
The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018
Get the Golden Pianomug. The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024
Get the The Fish Piano Theoremmug. 
Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.
by Sir Mark Smith Jr Sr December 23, 2021
Get the Pianomug. by icebane August 22, 2008
Get the wakka-pianomug.