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Couch Mango

A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.

Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.

Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.
by Nafftastic January 18, 2013
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emo mango

something that relates to secret devils scribbling black eyeliner over precious angelic drawings.
(when someone draws black over a drawing to make it look gothic or dark): Hey! don't make my drawing look so emo mango!
by shineeboo December 10, 2009
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Mango Jeez

A sigma/Scrimblo half breed with a direct hereditary Linkage to the Founding Scrimblo Male. Blesses the people with his Majesty and perfect sublime skill in everything through the Mango Jeez Channel. Many People have tried to come into contact with him yet none have succeeded Probably because he has superpowers and bronze age greek god muscles. He built the base on modern civilisation himself and was recognised to the point that god wrote a chapter about him in the Bible. He created Star wars on his brunch break in a coffee shop and continues to claim royalties on the brand whilst also approving really bad screenplays to annoy all the original trilogy and prequel fans because this brings him a lot of pleasure. He created George lucas in a laboratory. Likes Mangoes and cheese. Created everything you ever loved all the world still believes his illusion. Is also the Founding Titan.
Is that Mango Jeez o wait why is there a nut in my mouth
by GodJeez February 24, 2022
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Mango Tango

Wandering drubk out into a cow pasture in Montana and watching cows.
Hey, who is that over yonder doing the Mango Tango?
by Dag Mango April 22, 2013
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Mango lassi

When you're raw dogging a girl and she pees while your fucking and as she's pissing you bust a nut
Made some mango lassi last night and I put it in a cup and told my mrs's mum it was juice and she drank it
by Bigdaddymamba February 1, 2022
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Mango Cat

Mango cat is a popular Instagram artist best known for her smooth animation style. She is also the future overlord of heaven and hell and will rule this dimension with an iron fist. She is also very kind, caring, and beautiful.
“Mango cat is my favorite artist”
“Mango cat left mangoes under my Christmas tree last night
“Mango cat took over the government
by Anon 3598 October 8, 2019
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Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)
"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."
by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020
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