by Velikiy May 2, 2020
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The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
Get the Invisible mistresses mug.When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.
by Gogurt 2020 snack November 2, 2020
Get the Invisible pee mug.If you could disappear, why would that be negative? Why would you want someone to start caring where you were? Being invisible is not negative.
by Solid Mantis November 4, 2020
Get the Invisible mug.If you could disappear, why would that be negative? Why would you want someone to start caring where you were? That would defeat the point. Being invisible is not negative.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
Get the Invisible mug.The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.
So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.
by celesguy1 June 7, 2016
Get the internet invisible mug.When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016
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