garden gnome

Some random dude from the FNG Discord Server who begged me to make a definition of him.

"I would like one for me"

-garden gnome, July 11th 2021

by FreshTrimNiranIsLife July 10, 2021

Happy Garden

Diving face first into a women’s hairy vagina.

Dude 1: Man, I went to the happy garden last night.
Dude 2: Did you get hair stuck in your teeth?
Dude 1: Ya but it was totally worth it.

by Supremeblt April 10, 2019

The Gardener Emotion

Its an emotion where you are confused, horny and affectionate. Some may call it the quarantine emotion. It has nothing to do with the gardener it is just there for effect. But honestly who cant resist a sexy gardener.

Friend 1 “I think i caught the gardener emotion”
Friend 2 “I don't know if I can deal with that ”
Friend 1 “can you help me get rid of it”

by Bigbeanboy(sexy) April 20, 2020

Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

Wellington Gardens

Used to describe a place that is an offshoot of another location from kilcooley housing estate also associated with twinbrook, new lodge and crossmaglen.

Location is definitely not within the Ballyhome ward even though certain residents believe it is.

“He’s not from Ballyhome he’s Part of the ranch!”
“Wellington gardens?! That’s not Bangor!”
“I got a ropey blue movie on vhs from fake Ballyhome!”

by DishyElephant December 23, 2020

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

Stench Garden

The distinct odor that emanates from an unshaved, unwashed vagina.

This particular strain is usually wafting from vaginas during the humid months of the Mid-Atlantic Summers.

Yesterday, this girl walked by and she had a stench garden that would gag a maggot.....

by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014