1. The pain you'll receive, after a muscle contraction, that lasts mere seconds or even hours.
2. God's punishment for all the horrible things you did, within the last 24 hours (i.e. not warning people after a toxic incident on the shitter).
Mostly in the form of absolutely excruciating and mindbreaking pain in areas of your body, that you didn't even knew, had the capactiy of feeling any sort of sensation, often appearing in the middle of the night and waking you up from that sick lucid dream of yours, where you were about to get that Epic Victory Royale in Fortnut.
"Prefered" parts of the body, that cramps like to show up on are the lower calfs of both legs, both of your feet, your tongue or the left or right side of your torso after you made the bad decision to try out that new sleeping position, that you found in the "The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Positions" earlier this day, since you aren't enough Ricardo to have an actual girlfriend to practice postions from the real "Kama Sutra" with, except maybe your waifu bodypillow covered in cumstains and sweat.
All that's left for you to do, after you've received the feeling of "knowing" that the pain is going to kick in within the next 10 seconds is, to hold the part of the body, that is going to be affected from the cramp and to roll from one side of the bed to the other, while screaming and regretting for the next 5-10 minutes and learning out of your mistakes to never be a turd-swinging lil shit to our society ever again
2. God's punishment for all the horrible things you did, within the last 24 hours (i.e. not warning people after a toxic incident on the shitter).
Mostly in the form of absolutely excruciating and mindbreaking pain in areas of your body, that you didn't even knew, had the capactiy of feeling any sort of sensation, often appearing in the middle of the night and waking you up from that sick lucid dream of yours, where you were about to get that Epic Victory Royale in Fortnut.
"Prefered" parts of the body, that cramps like to show up on are the lower calfs of both legs, both of your feet, your tongue or the left or right side of your torso after you made the bad decision to try out that new sleeping position, that you found in the "The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Positions" earlier this day, since you aren't enough Ricardo to have an actual girlfriend to practice postions from the real "Kama Sutra" with, except maybe your waifu bodypillow covered in cumstains and sweat.
All that's left for you to do, after you've received the feeling of "knowing" that the pain is going to kick in within the next 10 seconds is, to hold the part of the body, that is going to be affected from the cramp and to roll from one side of the bed to the other, while screaming and regretting for the next 5-10 minutes and learning out of your mistakes to never be a turd-swinging lil shit to our society ever again
A mother to her son, after she heard him screaming in agony last night.
Mother: (in a concerned voice) Did you sleep well last night, or did something happen?
Son: (slightly annoyed) No I suddenly got a really painful cramp in the lower calf of my right leg and it woke me up to the point, where i couldn't hold back screaming, cause of the pain.
Mother: (in a concerned voice) Did you sleep well last night, or did something happen?
Son: (slightly annoyed) No I suddenly got a really painful cramp in the lower calf of my right leg and it woke me up to the point, where i couldn't hold back screaming, cause of the pain.
by Gengetsu July 26, 2019
Get the Crampmug. 
by psychonaut22 May 21, 2024
Get the male crampsmug. 1. Any type of severe externally visible bone fracture mispercieved casually, lackadaisically, whimsically and hopefully as "just a cramp".
by iBuddha October 17, 2020
Get the Romo crampmug. Someone who’s incredibly fascinated by cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Ricardo: Hombre, look at this cramp homie got in her leg! Shits crazy son
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
by NeighborsAteMyZombies July 23, 2019
Get the cramp creepmug. when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.
sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!
by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011
Get the track pad crampmug. when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.
bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill
by DystopianSoren November 23, 2022
Get the Cum crampsmug.